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Birthday Homage….To Myself

No Comments 11 October 2012

Birthday Homage

On this day in 1805 the Corps of Discovery reached a body of water heading West.  It was the Snake River and marked the last leg of their 3700 mile journey through the unknown to the Pacific Ocean.  Then, 176 years later some jerkoff hit the cervix en route to the fallopian tube with the same tenacity and fervor that Meriwether Lewis and William Clark hit the Snake River en route to the Pacific.  Just as Thomas Jefferson was willing to assign these two men to lead that expedition, my parents were willing to unleash me onto this world.  And just as the Indians that they passed had to deal with the Corps looting and destruction you are are forced to deal with me.  Ha ha suckers


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