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American Slice # 29

0 Comments 24 September 2014

August 23, 2014

Saratoga Springs, NY

Traverse Cup weekend

8:37 a.m., slightly cloudy

Location: Dunkin Donuts


What can I get you?

Medium coffee

And make sure there are 7 creamers in the bad

Not like last time


And I want an AARP discount

And a senior citizen discount


You can’t get both

You can’t double up discounts


Oh yes I can

I did it earlier today

At the other place


Well you can’t do it here

You either get a free donut

Or a discount on your coffee

What’ll it be


I’ll take the discount


Actually, give me the donut



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