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Dear Santa – by Fattie B.

0 Comments 06 December 2012

Dear Santa,

Hi. It’s been a while since we last talked. You must get pretty peeved when people send you letters this time of year asking for stuff without so much as a thanks. Sorry about those guys, I never sit at their lunch table. I also have a peanut allergy so I have to sit at the peanut-free table.

Santa, I know you are busy so I’ll cut to the chase. I always ask for cool stuff but I always end up getting itchy, old-fart sweaters that are too tight in the neck. What gives? I am mostly very nice to others and I always wash my hands after doing one’s and two’s. This year I only want ONE thing and if I don’t get it I’m telling everyone at Suzie’s sleepover on January 7th that you are not real.

1. Pillow Pets Dream Lites Snuggly Puppy Dog.

Gotta Run,
Fattie B.

- who has written 512 posts on The Shade.

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