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Top 10 Ways To Go About Foreplay

0 Comments 24 February 2012

Ladies and Gentlemen,

The trusted source Wikipedia defines foreplay as ‘a set of emotionally intimate and physically intimate acts between two or more people meant to create desire for sexual activity and sexual arousal.’ Yes – I couldn’t have said it better myself.

Now, don’t be fooled ladies. This list is just as much for you as it is for the gentlemen. Contrary to what you might think we don’t just want to dip our chip in your salsa and be done with it. No. We want the seduction. We want to wrap our libido around the mysticism of femininity and bang on the gates of eternity! (and possibly have a snack afterwards)

So I think there’s something to be learned from this list by both sexes. Now, if there are any questions I suggest you Ask Norman.

Thank you for your time,

The Shade Management


Top 10 Ways To Go About Foreplay

10. Heavy Petting (occasionally mixing in oils)

9. The French Tickler (a.k.a. The Robespierre)

8. Slip your significant other a mickey

7. Snoozing

6. Pull into the Naked Panini Station

5. Afternoon tea  (a favorite of the Youth of Tomorrow – and very effective with those high society types)

4. Traditional Samoan practice of exchanging of flanks

3. The human coat hanger

2. French Kissing

1. Playing where did the pretzel go?  (an obvious classic)

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