10. Corner of my sunglasses as I stare at you

9. Joint

8. Long Trail Triple Bad (probably a few)

7. Coffee Straw (assuming we don’t cut ourselves with it)

6. Werther’s Original

5. Bloody Mary (just one, and spicy)

4. Full Irish Breakfast (yes, even the black pudding)

3. Andy Capp’s Hot Fries

2. Banaca (in hopes of #1)

1. Tongue (someone else’s)