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Winston Churchill Misquotes

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You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life. Now let go of that biscuit. It’s the last one and I’m the Prime Minister. NOT YOU.” – Winston Churchill

Winston Churchill Misquotes

Winston Churchill Misquotes

No Comments 13 May 2014

“You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war. Now get out of the way you knucklehead so I can take a crap and sort out your mess”

…minutes after Chamberlain signed the Munich Agreement in 1938

Winston Churchill Misquotes

Winston Churchill Misquotes

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Winston Churchill Misquotes.....he could have said anything

“Jesus Clementine, I’m a bit busy at the moment. Can’t your sister pick up the goddam dog?”

 

 

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Winston Churchill Misquotes

No Comments 13 May 2013

After Neville Chamberlain had signed the Munich Agreement in September of 1938, ceding a region of Czechoslovakia to Hitler-

“You were given the choice between war and dishonor. You chose dishonor, and you will have war. A decision as asinine as ordering bangers and mash when the fish and chips is half off. You sir, are simply a twat”

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The Shade’s Power Point Presentation Of The Week

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This edition of Power Point of the Week comes to you courtesy of Vic’s Nuts & Donuts on Main. Things are getting serious…so bear with us

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Winston Churchill Misquotes

The Few

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“Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few. Is this comb-over working?”

Winston Churchill Misquotes

Long Night

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“When the night lingers long, that is where you’ll find me.”

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Winston Churchill Misquotes: Fig Newton Rationing

No Comments 05 January 2012

‘You’re right Bessie I am drunk and out of fig newtons. And you’re ugly. But tomorrow morning I’ll be sober and nibbling on a newton with tea and you’ll still be ugly.’

Winston Churchill Misquotes

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Don’t shoot the messenger. Shoot his horse. Then the messenger will be trapped.

Winston Churchill Misquotes

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“If Adolf Hitler doesn’t come in here and kill me, your mother’s beef wellington will. Throw in the towel,¬†Henrietta!”

- Churchill, to wife Clementine Churchill

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