August 23, 2014
Saratoga Springs, NY
Traverse Cup weekend
8:37 a.m., slightly cloudy
Location: Dunkin Donuts
What can I get you?
Medium coffee
And make sure there are 7 creamers in the bad
Not like last time
7
And I want an AARP discount
And a senior citizen discount
You can’t get both
You can’t double up discounts
Oh yes I can
I did it earlier today
At the other place
Well you can’t do it here
You either get a free donut
Or a discount on your coffee
What’ll it be
I’ll take the discount
……..
Actually, give me the donut