August 23, 2014

Saratoga Springs, NY

Traverse Cup weekend

8:37 a.m., slightly cloudy

Location: Dunkin Donuts

What can I get you?

Medium coffee

And make sure there are 7 creamers in the bad

Not like last time

7

And I want an AARP discount

And a senior citizen discount

You can’t get both

You can’t double up discounts

Oh yes I can

I did it earlier today

At the other place

Well you can’t do it here

You either get a free donut

Or a discount on your coffee

What’ll it be

I’ll take the discount

……..

Actually, give me the donut