Working Title [Was Easter Sunday that Bad] by T.W. Snicket

This is what I come home to
Everything gone
Except
Half a Bone-in Virginia ham

She left me half a ham
I bought the furniture
the car
the fucking blender

Half a ham
She knows I loved this ham is the thing

Cured for over 400 days
no antibiotics
perfect marbling
a true artisan ham

Half a ham

She knows me too well.