Top 10 things you never want to hear:
10. Alarm clocks
9. Are you done yet??
8. Did you need that?
7. Whoops
6. We’re out of toilet paper, but you can use my sock if you want
5. I’m late
4. Girls farting
3. Promise you won’t get mad
2. We need to talk
1. Your parents having sex
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